- me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
this makes me so very, very happy.
Everybody gets one!
Coming out straight from the Cumberbatch factory, with the new pointing finger feature…nice! Get yours this Christmas!
So many, might as well have 3 each.
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now